Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
The beer is more important than you right now.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Shame is for Republicans.
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