adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
