"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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