rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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