My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
It's never too late to be topless.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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