You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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