OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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