The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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