Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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