what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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