Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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