I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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