Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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