i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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