just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
