it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
