What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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