This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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