Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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