So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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