have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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