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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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