Im at strip club and am horny
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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