just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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