Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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