that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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