i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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