He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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