Kiss
Puke
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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