I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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