Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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