I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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