Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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