no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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