Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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