Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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