I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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