I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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