ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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