brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize