Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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