Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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