i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I've blown a few things in my day
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Randomize
