so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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