I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Never joke about your clitoris.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Randomize
