We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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