Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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