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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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