he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
