HIV tests are more positive than that guy
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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