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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
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