so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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