How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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