What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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